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Malalim na tagalog

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Post by ubeholicx` Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:50 am

Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?

A: Salumpuwit!

Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?

A: Salumpo!

Q: E ang 'arthritis'?

A: Salompas!

Q: What about 'vinegar'?

A: E di salumpia!

Q: Ano naman ang panty?

A: Salungguhit po!

Q. Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?

A: Dahil ang oyster ay shellfish

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?

A: Eh di Cobra!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?

A: Eh di Elepanti!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?

A: Eh di Bird!

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